Will someone puuuuuhleeeeezzzze..

Shirley wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Shirley wrote:
>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>
>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>
>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>
>>> One last question please?
>>>
>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>
>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>
>> Sorry.
>
> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.

wow.

Wot's it like?

 

Shirley wrote:
> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
>>
>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>>
>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>>>
>>>>> One last question please?
>>>>>
>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>>>
>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry.
>>>
>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>>
>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in
>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
>
> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between your
> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but mine
> has been with me for 40 years.
>
>>
>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>>
>
> <polite snickering>
>
> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma worse)
> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am at home
> wherever I may be in that second.
>
>

Fight!

 

anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Shirley wrote:
>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>
>>>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>
>>> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>>
>>> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>
>> Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>
> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England. (I
> was there last weekend so could not post, for I would never, ever send a
> message via a cheesy surrender monkey thingy.
>
>> Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's, please.
>
> And hang your eggs at a safe distance from your balls, ok.

What-ho, Squiffy.

 

anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Shirley wrote:
>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>
>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>
>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>
>>> One last question please?
>>>
>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>
>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>
> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt

Yup.

>
>> Sorry.
>
> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.

It was a lure, dammit!

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:47194ffb$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Shirley wrote:
>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>>
>>>> One last question please?
>>>>
>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>>
>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>>
>>> Sorry.
>>
>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>
> wow.
>
> Wot's it like?

Hurt like hell...

Looked like hell...

Smelled like hell...

Wicked nails that scratched like hell...

yep...it was a demon.

 

On 18 Oct, 10:20, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Shirley wrote:
> > "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >> Shirley wrote:
> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
> >>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>
> >>>>>I am bored.
>
> >>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>
> >>>> Have you tried demon.local
>
> >>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>
> >> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>
> > Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>
> > That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>
> Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>
> Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's, please.
>
>
>
>
>
> >>>> --
>
> >>>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> >>>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text -
>
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Teh cock ticketh....

 

On 17 Oct, 20:30, headkase <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Oct 17, 7:36 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > headkase wrote:
> > > On Oct 17, 5:27 pm, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com>
> > > wrote:
> > >> "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> > >>news:1192597585.604144.124370@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
> > >> > On Oct 17, 11:13 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> > >> >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
> > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> got
> > >> >> double secret probation for writing:
>
> > >> >> >Shirley wrote:
> > >> >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> > >> >> >>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
> > >> >> >>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
> > >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> > >> >> >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> > >> >> >>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>
> > >> >> >>>>I am bored.
>
> > >> >> >>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>
> > >> >> >>> Have you tried demon.local
>
> > >> >> >> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>
> > >> >> >Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>
> > >> >> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
> > >> >> pit, err, challenging environment.
>
> > >> >> Trust me.
>
> > >> > sigh....... marketing, advertising, brand names, these are a few of
> > >> > our favourite things.......just ask macdonalds, if you got sumthing
> > >> > that sux you have to let people know how much more beautiful or happy
> > >> > or popular they will be for the low low price of $4.99 and for a
> > >> > limited time we will supersize...
>
> > >> > this is a little more like it, but i am brainstorming here folks, feel
> > >> > free to jump in and tweak-
>
> > >> > Is your demon feeling down, not as perky as it used to be, does it sit
> > >> > in the corner staring listlessly at you.........
>
> > >> > You have demon thats missing its pit, and we have the solution!
> > >> > *CHEESY GRIN*
>
> > >> > You've just got to join the AAVFFF PIT! We have a huge range of
> > >> > services and memberships for all your special needs.
> > >> > -group classes
> > >> > -personal trainers
> > >> > -lava pool
> > >> > -fire spas
> > >> > -psychic battle boxing
> > >> > -minion training
> > >> > and much much more.
>
> > >> > And if you call today you will get hmmmmmm ( who can we throw in to
> > >> > the deal, instead of steak knives, what flonker dont we need?)
>
> > >> > Join for 6 months or more and pseudopsykopilates classes free are
> > >> > added to your membership, these classes are guaranteed to keep you and
> > >> > your demon strong in all the core areas.
>
> > >> > Dont Miss Out Dial U Today!
>
> > >> > 666 666 666
>
> > >> > headkase
>
> > >> Is that where the pussycat miaowers hang out? Neil Barker, one of our
> > >> retired sig bunnies, and his chum Craig Oldfield once wiped the floor with
> > >> the miaowers during a sig war.
>
> > > i have no sig, got any other battles on offer?
>
> > x-poasting is definitel verbotten...
>
> i see it as an unusual way of meeting you new people, how do you see
> it?
>
>
>
>
>
> > > headkase
>
> > > Demon.local was tuff in them days.- Hide quoted text -
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Cross'post he're and I'll straf'e you, s'verely, O'K?

 

On 18 Oct, 04:16, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote:
> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Shirley wrote:
> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >>> Shirley wrote:
> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
> >>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>
> >>>>>>I am bored.
>
> >>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>
> >>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>
> >>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>
> >>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>
> >> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>
> >> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>
> > Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>
> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England.

Paris is in France, you eedjit!

 

On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:28:36 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, joblard@hushmail.com got double
secret probation for writing:

>On 18 Oct, 04:16, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote:
>> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > Shirley wrote:
>> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >>> Shirley wrote:
>> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >>>>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> >> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>
>> >> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>
>> > Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>>
>> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England.
>
>Paris is in France, you eedjit!

Go ahead, pop over there, see if you can find Paris. *We* moved it
last weekend.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On 20 Oct, 15:32, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:28:36 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, jobl...@hushmail.com got double
> secret probation for writing:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On 18 Oct, 04:16, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote:
> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >>news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
> >> > Shirley wrote:
> >> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >> >>> Shirley wrote:
> >> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
> >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >> >>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >> >>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>
> >> >>>>>>I am bored.
>
> >> >>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>
> >> >>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>
> >> >>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>
> >> >>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>
> >> >> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>
> >> >> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>
> >> > Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>
> >> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England.
>
> >Paris is in France, you eedjit!
>
> Go ahead, pop over there, see if you can find Paris. *We* moved it
> last weekend.

It's bound to be in the very last place I look. Down the back of the
sofa?

 

On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:40:30 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, joblard@hushmail.com got double
secret probation for writing:

>On 20 Oct, 15:32, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:28:36 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, jobl...@hushmail.com got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >On 18 Oct, 04:16, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote:
>> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> >>news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>
>> >> > Shirley wrote:
>> >> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >>> Shirley wrote:
>> >> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >> >>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >> >>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >> >>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >> >>>>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >> >>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >> >>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >> >>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >> >>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> >> >> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>
>> >> >> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>
>> >> > Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>>
>> >> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England.
>>
>> >Paris is in France, you eedjit!
>>
>> Go ahead, pop over there, see if you can find Paris. *We* moved it
>> last weekend.
>
>It's bound to be in the very last place I look. Down the back of the
>sofa?

Kiev

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Shirley wrote:
>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
>>>
>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>>>
>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One last question please?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>>>>
>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry.
>>>>
>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>>>
>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in
>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
>>
>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between
>> your
>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but mine
>> has been with me for 40 years.
>>
>>>
>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>>>
>>
>> <polite snickering>
>>
>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma
>> worse)
>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am at
>> home
>> wherever I may be in that second.
>>
>>
>
> Fight!

With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?

 

<joblard@hushmail.com> wrote in message
news:1192890516.281149.107840@v29g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> On 18 Oct, 04:16, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote:
>> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > Shirley wrote:
>> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >>> Shirley wrote:
>> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >>>>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> >> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>
>> >> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>
>> > Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>>
>> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England.
>
> Paris is in France, you eedjit!

Didn't look French to me, there were more Englishmen than Frogs. Blackpool
Tower is bigger than I remember.

 

<joblard@hushmail.com> wrote in message
news:1192891230.600860.118000@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com...
> On 20 Oct, 15:32, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:28:36 -0700, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, jobl...@hushmail.com got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >On 18 Oct, 04:16, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote:
>> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> >>news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>
>> >> > Shirley wrote:
>> >> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >>> Shirley wrote:
>> >> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >> >>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >> >>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
>> >> >>>>> writing:
>>
>> >> >>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >> >>>>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >> >>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >> >>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >> >>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >> >>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> >> >> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>
>> >> >> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>
>> >> > Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>>
>> >> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see
>> >> England.
>>
>> >Paris is in France, you eedjit!
>>
>> Go ahead, pop over there, see if you can find Paris. *We* moved it
>> last weekend.
>
> It's bound to be in the very last place I look. Down the back of the
> sofa?

That's where Jimbo dropped India.

 

Shirley wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Shirley wrote:
>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
>>>>
>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in
>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One last question please?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>>>>
>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in
>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
>>>
>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between
>>> your
>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but mine
>>> has been with me for 40 years.
>>>
>>>>
>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>>>>
>>>
>>> <polite snickering>
>>>
>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma
>>> worse)
>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am at
>>> home
>>> wherever I may be in that second.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Fight!
>
> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?

Und g'art!

 

Shirley wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:47194ffb$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Shirley wrote:
>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>>>
>>>>> One last question please?
>>>>>
>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>>>
>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry.
>>>
>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>>
>> wow.
>>
>> Wot's it like?
>
> Hurt like hell...
>
> Looked like hell...
>
> Smelled like hell...
>
> Wicked nails that scratched like hell...
>
> yep...it was a demon.

I'll avoid that, then.

thx for the head's-up.

 

Aratzio wrote:
> On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:40:30 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, joblard@hushmail.com got double
> secret probation for writing:
>
>>On 20 Oct, 15:32, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:28:36 -0700, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, jobl...@hushmail.com got double
>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> >On 18 Oct, 04:16, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote:
>>> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> >>news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>
>>> >> > Shirley wrote:
>>> >> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> >> >>news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>> >> >>> Shirley wrote:
>>> >> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>> >> >>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>> >> >>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>> >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>> >> >>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>
>>> >> >>>>>>I am bored.
>>>
>>> >> >>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>
>>> >> >>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>
>>> >> >>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>
>>> >> >>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>
>>> >> >> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>>
>>> >> >> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>>
>>> >> > Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>>>
>>> >> Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England.
>>>
>>> >Paris is in France, you eedjit!
>>>
>>> Go ahead, pop over there, see if you can find Paris. *We* moved it
>>> last weekend.
>>
>>It's bound to be in the very last place I look. Down the back of the
>>sofa?
>
> Kiev

Polo?

 

neil@nemesis.nu wrote:
> On 18 Oct, 10:20, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Shirley wrote:
>> > "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> Shirley wrote:
>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >>>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> > Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>
>> > That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>
>> Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>>
>> Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's, please.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >>>> --
>>
>> >>>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>
>> >>>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Teh cock ticketh....

Braggart!

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:471bed05$0$22540$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Shirley wrote:
>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>> got
>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work
>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> One last question please?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sorry.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>>>>>
>>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in
>>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
>>>>
>>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between
>>>> your
>>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but
>>>> mine
>>>> has been with me for 40 years.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <polite snickering>
>>>>
>>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma
>>>> worse)
>>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am at
>>>> home
>>>> wherever I may be in that second.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Fight!
>>
>> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?
>
> Und g'art!

When I first saw that I thought it said undergarments...I pictured us
snapping garter belts at each other.

 

"neil@nemesis.nu" <neilandemmabarker@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1192888785.758844.266950@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
> On 18 Oct, 10:20, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Shirley wrote:
>> > "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> Shirley wrote:
>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >>>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> > Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>
>> > That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>>
>> Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
>>
>> Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's, please.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >>>> --
>>
>> >>>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>
>> >>>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Teh cock ticketh....
>

Not when it is lying by the side of the road like Bobbitt's was.