Will someone puuuuuhleeeeezzzze..

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Shirley, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. ah

    ah Guest

    Shirley wrote:
    > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:471bed05$0$22540$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >> Shirley wrote:
    >>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work
    >>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in
    >>>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between
    >>>>> your
    >>>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but
    >>>>> mine
    >>>>> has been with me for 40 years.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> <polite snickering>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma
    >>>>> worse)
    >>>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am at
    >>>>> home
    >>>>> wherever I may be in that second.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Fight!
    >>>
    >>> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?

    >>
    >> Und g'art!

    >
    > When I first saw that I thought it said undergarments...I pictured us
    > snapping garter belts at each other.


    You'd win, I can tell :D
     
  2. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:471c1900$0$22544$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    > Shirley wrote:
    >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:471bed05$0$22540$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform
    >>>>>>>>>>>> work
    >>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist
    >>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between
    >>>>>> your
    >>>>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but
    >>>>>> mine
    >>>>>> has been with me for 40 years.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> <polite snickering>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma
    >>>>>> worse)
    >>>>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am
    >>>>>> at
    >>>>>> home
    >>>>>> wherever I may be in that second.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Fight!
    >>>>
    >>>> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?
    >>>
    >>> Und g'art!

    >>
    >> When I first saw that I thought it said undergarments...I pictured us
    >> snapping garter belts at each other.

    >
    > You'd win, I can tell :D


    Ahhhh! You know me too well.
     
  3. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:4719b737$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    > anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
    >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
    >>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
    >>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>
    >>>> One last question please?
    >>>>
    >>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>
    >>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.

    >>
    >> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt

    >
    > Yup.
    >
    >>
    >>> Sorry.


    Batting your eyes and looking innocent is a must when apologising.

    >>
    >> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.

    >
    > It was a lure, dammit!


    So you are a-lure-ing?
     
  4. ah

    ah Guest

    Shirley wrote:
    > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:471c1900$0$22544$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >> Shirley wrote:
    >>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:471bed05$0$22540$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> work
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist
    >>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between
    >>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but
    >>>>>>> mine
    >>>>>>> has been with me for 40 years.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> <polite snickering>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma
    >>>>>>> worse)
    >>>>>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am
    >>>>>>> at
    >>>>>>> home
    >>>>>>> wherever I may be in that second.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Fight!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?
    >>>>
    >>>> Und g'art!
    >>>
    >>> When I first saw that I thought it said undergarments...I pictured us
    >>> snapping garter belts at each other.

    >>
    >> You'd win, I can tell :D

    >
    > Ahhhh! You know me too well.


    *zzziiippppp*
     
  5. ah

    ah Guest

    Shirley wrote:
    > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:4719b737$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >> anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
    >>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
    >>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
    >>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>
    >>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>
    >>> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt

    >>
    >> Yup.
    >>
    >>>
    >>>> Sorry.

    >
    > Batting your eyes and looking innocent is a must when apologising.
    >
    >>>
    >>> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.

    >>
    >> It was a lure, dammit!

    >
    > So you are a-lure-ing?


    Well, some think so.

    Currently, I'm indisposed.

    Sorry. *bats eye*
     
  6. ah

    ah Guest

    Shirley wrote:
    > "neil@nemesis.nu" <neilandemmabarker@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:1192888785.758844.266950@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
    >> On 18 Oct, 10:20, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>> Shirley wrote:
    >>> > "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> >news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> >> Shirley wrote:
    >>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>> >>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>> >>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>
    >>> >>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>
    >>> >>>>>I am bored.
    >>>
    >>> >>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>
    >>> >>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>
    >>> >>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>
    >>> >> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>
    >>> > Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
    >>>
    >>> > That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
    >>>
    >>> Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
    >>>
    >>> Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's, please.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> >>>> --
    >>>
    >>> >>>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    >>>
    >>> >>>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text -
    >>>
    >>> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
    >>>
    >>> - Show quoted text -

    >>
    >> Teh cock ticketh....
    >>

    >
    > Not when it is lying by the side of the road like Bobbitt's was.


    Sick!
     
  7. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:471d3075$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    > Shirley wrote:
    >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:471c1900$0$22544$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:471bed05$0$22540$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> work
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> usual?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons
    >>>>>>>>> exist
    >>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from
    >>>>>>>> between
    >>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l,
    >>>>>>>> but
    >>>>>>>> mine
    >>>>>>>> has been with me for 40 years.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> <polite snickering>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old
    >>>>>>>> grandma
    >>>>>>>> worse)
    >>>>>>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am
    >>>>>>>> at
    >>>>>>>> home
    >>>>>>>> wherever I may be in that second.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Fight!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Und g'art!
    >>>>
    >>>> When I first saw that I thought it said undergarments...I pictured us
    >>>> snapping garter belts at each other.
    >>>
    >>> You'd win, I can tell :D

    >>
    >> Ahhhh! You know me too well.

    >
    > *zzziiippppp*


    *fffllllliiiiiipppp*
     
  8. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:471d30c3$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    > Shirley wrote:
    >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:4719b737$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
    >>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
    >>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in
    >>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>
    >>>> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt
    >>>
    >>> Yup.
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>>> Sorry.

    >>
    >> Batting your eyes and looking innocent is a must when apologising.
    >>
    >>>>
    >>>> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.
    >>>
    >>> It was a lure, dammit!

    >>
    >> So you are a-lure-ing?

    >
    > Well, some think so.


    Ever take a poll?

    >
    > Currently, I'm indisposed.


    Sorry to hear that.

    >
    > Sorry. *bats eye*


    That bats eye looks mighty good on you... :eek:)
     
  9. "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    news:ivnTi.2425$8G5.1149@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
    >
    > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:471d30c3$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >> Shirley wrote:
    >>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:4719b737$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>> anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
    >>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work
    >>>>>>>>> in a
    >>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt
    >>>>
    >>>> Yup.
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>
    >>> Batting your eyes and looking innocent is a must when apologising.
    >>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.
    >>>>
    >>>> It was a lure, dammit!
    >>>
    >>> So you are a-lure-ing?

    >>
    >> Well, some think so.

    >
    > Ever take a poll?


    It doesn't really matter now in the UK. Take one Pole and another twenty
    will be along quite soon. The UK appears to be the old USA of the early 20th
    century.
    >
    >>
    >> Currently, I'm indisposed.

    >
    > Sorry to hear that.
    >
    >>
    >> Sorry. *bats eye*

    >
    > That bats eye looks mighty good on you... :eek:)


    I thought bats wos blind? Another bastard fact I wos tort at skool which is
    now proved rong.
     
  10. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
    news:jooTi.250915$vo5.21273@fe04.news.easynews.com...
    >
    > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    > news:ivnTi.2425$8G5.1149@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
    >>
    >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:471d30c3$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:4719b737$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>> anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
    >>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work
    >>>>>>>>>> in a
    >>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Yup.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>
    >>>> Batting your eyes and looking innocent is a must when apologising.
    >>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> It was a lure, dammit!
    >>>>
    >>>> So you are a-lure-ing?
    >>>
    >>> Well, some think so.

    >>
    >> Ever take a poll?

    >
    > It doesn't really matter now in the UK. Take one Pole and another twenty
    > will be along quite soon. The UK appears to be the old USA of the early
    > 20th century.


    I get polled over the telephone now. The last one had to do with population
    here in the USA. They called back at intervals over two years. Boring.

    >>
    >>>
    >>> Currently, I'm indisposed.

    >>
    >> Sorry to hear that.
    >>
    >>>
    >>> Sorry. *bats eye*

    >>
    >> That bats eye looks mighty good on you... :eek:)

    >
    > I thought bats wos blind? Another bastard fact I wos tort at skool which
    > is now proved rong.
    >


    Bats are cool...creatures of the night, doing their own thing.

    http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/gen99/gen99064.htm
     
  11. ah

    ah Guest

    Shirley wrote:
    > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:471d3075$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >> Shirley wrote:
    >>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:471c1900$0$22544$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:471bed05$0$22540$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> usual?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons
    >>>>>>>>>> exist
    >>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from
    >>>>>>>>> between
    >>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l,
    >>>>>>>>> but
    >>>>>>>>> mine
    >>>>>>>>> has been with me for 40 years.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> <polite snickering>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old
    >>>>>>>>> grandma
    >>>>>>>>> worse)
    >>>>>>>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am
    >>>>>>>>> at
    >>>>>>>>> home
    >>>>>>>>> wherever I may be in that second.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Fight!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Und g'art!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> When I first saw that I thought it said undergarments...I pictured us
    >>>>> snapping garter belts at each other.
    >>>>
    >>>> You'd win, I can tell :D
    >>>
    >>> Ahhhh! You know me too well.

    >>
    >> *zzziiippppp*

    >
    > *fffllllliiiiiipppp*


    *quuuuiiiiipp*
     
  12. ah

    ah Guest

    Shirley wrote:
    > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:471d30c3$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >> Shirley wrote:
    >>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:4719b737$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>> anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
    >>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
    >>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in
    >>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt
    >>>>
    >>>> Yup.
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>
    >>> Batting your eyes and looking innocent is a must when apologising.
    >>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.
    >>>>
    >>>> It was a lure, dammit!
    >>>
    >>> So you are a-lure-ing?

    >>
    >> Well, some think so.

    >
    > Ever take a poll?


    Take it where?

    >
    >>
    >> Currently, I'm indisposed.

    >
    > Sorry to hear that.


    Best thing ever happened to me :D

    >
    >>
    >> Sorry. *bats eye*

    >
    > That bats eye looks mighty good on you... :eek:)


    You're just saying that because it's ere Halloween.
     
  13. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:471e817f$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    > Shirley wrote:
    >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:471d3075$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:471c1900$0$22544$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:471bed05$0$22540$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:47195019$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usual?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons
    >>>>>>>>>>> exist
    >>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from
    >>>>>>>>>> between
    >>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>> but
    >>>>>>>>>> mine
    >>>>>>>>>> has been with me for 40 years.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> <polite snickering>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old
    >>>>>>>>>> grandma
    >>>>>>>>>> worse)
    >>>>>>>>>> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I
    >>>>>>>>>> am
    >>>>>>>>>> at
    >>>>>>>>>> home
    >>>>>>>>>> wherever I may be in that second.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Fight!
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> With what....rubber bands at 10 feet?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Und g'art!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> When I first saw that I thought it said undergarments...I pictured us
    >>>>>> snapping garter belts at each other.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You'd win, I can tell :D
    >>>>
    >>>> Ahhhh! You know me too well.
    >>>
    >>> *zzziiippppp*

    >>
    >> *fffllllliiiiiipppp*

    >
    > *quuuuiiiiipp*


    *zzzziiiiipppiiidddyyyffflllllliiiippppiiiddyyyquuuuiiiippppiiiiddyyy*
     
  14. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:471e81e8$0$22510$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    > Shirley wrote:
    >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:471d30c3$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:4719b737$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>> anonym_easynews_poster wrote:
    >>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
    >>>>>>>>>> got
    >>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work
    >>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Trust me.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> One last question please?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> The demon is defiantly a multiKunt
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Yup.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Sorry.
    >>>>
    >>>> Batting your eyes and looking innocent is a must when apologising.
    >>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Why? All was explained to you when you entered.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> It was a lure, dammit!
    >>>>
    >>>> So you are a-lure-ing?
    >>>
    >>> Well, some think so.

    >>
    >> Ever take a poll?

    >
    > Take it where?


    <sigh>

    Poor ol' grandma has to explain everything, huh?

    *North*

    >
    >>
    >>>
    >>> Currently, I'm indisposed.

    >>
    >> Sorry to hear that.

    >
    > Best thing ever happened to me :D
    >
    >>
    >>>
    >>> Sorry. *bats eye*

    >>
    >> That bats eye looks mighty good on you... :eek:)

    >
    > You're just saying that because it's ere Halloween.


    I lives for *All Hallows Eve* an things that go bump in the night.
     
  15. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:471d30db$0$22516$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    > Shirley wrote:
    >> "neil@nemesis.nu" <neilandemmabarker@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:1192888785.758844.266950@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
    >>> On 18 Oct, 10:20, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> > "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> >news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
    >>>> >> Shirley wrote:
    >>>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> >>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
    >>>> >>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
    >>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
    >>>> >>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>
    >>>> >>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
    >>>>
    >>>> >>>>>I am bored.
    >>>>
    >>>> >>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
    >>>>
    >>>> >>>> Have you tried demon.local
    >>>>
    >>>> >>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
    >>>>
    >>>> > Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
    >>>>
    >>>> > That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
    >>>>
    >>>> Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local
    >>>>
    >>>> Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's,
    >>>> please.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> >>>> --
    >>>>
    >>>> >>>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    >>>>
    >>>> >>>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text -
    >>>>
    >>>> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
    >>>>
    >>>> - Show quoted text -
    >>>
    >>> Teh cock ticketh....
    >>>

    >>
    >> Not when it is lying by the side of the road like Bobbitt's was.

    >
    > Sick!


    Women were saying...*right on girlfriend*
     

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