You are walking past a cheesecake shop

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Shirley
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
: in message news:ff3qit$pv8$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : Shirley stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: :
: : : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: : : news:1192565746.767393.305270@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
: : : : On Oct 16, 10:21 pm, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
: : : : : <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
: : : : :
: : : : : news:c2_Qi.10973$4V6.9990@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...
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: : : : :
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: : : : : : "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
: : : : : : news:gfKQi.6326$s9.2975@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
: : : : :
: : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
: : : : : : : news:8hr6h3tia7ti4pp8aunb1duptqh37v90mg@4ax.com...
: : : : : : : : On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:27:29 -0400, in
: : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
: : : : : : : : <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
: : : : :
: : : : : : : : : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in
: : : : : : : : : message
: : : : : : : : :
news:1192444638.545066.45930@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
: : : : : : : : : : and you cant help yourself
: : : : : : : : : : so you go in....
: : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : what flavour do you buy?
: : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Stilton, because I love blue cheese and I have heard
: : : : : : : : : that this is the
: : : : : : : : : best.
: : : : :
: : : : : : : : Surely, you remember my recipe for Bleu Cheesecake?
: : : : :
: : : : : : : Uhhh!...No.
: : : : :
: : : : : : : I do remember *The Two Fat Ladies* cooking show where they
: : : : : : : made this excellent onion soup with stilton cheese and
: : : : : : : crouton toppings. Now that
: : : : : : : looked tasty.
: : : : :
: : : : : : I use to watch The Two Fat Ladies all the time. They were
: : : : : : hilarious and the
: : : : : : food they made certainly sounded yummy.
: : : : :
: : : : : : Smee
: : : : :
: : : : : I watch a lot of Paula Deen (Southern cooking) and the
: : : : : *Barefoot Contessa*
: : : : : (who sometimes does special catering shows or just cooks for
: : : : : her hubby and
: : : : : friends).-
: : : :
: : : : oh oh oh, who here watches Nigella, now thats one celebrity
: : : : chef/cook i'd like to.....
: : : :
: : : :
: : :
: : : I just started watching her, but I do not want to..you know...
: :
: : I'd do nigella. even though her dad was a tory politician.
:
: I'm sure she'd want dinner, flowers and candy first...maybe a fur
: coat, speed boat and ferrari...or even a house, yacht and a mini
: Island somewhere tropical?

not a cheap date, then.
I could stretch to a few pints of ale and a takeaway pizza.
:
: :
: : --
: : Steve Leyland
: : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
: : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
: : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
: :
: : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
: :
: : The faith that stand on authority is not faith. - Ralph Waldo
: : Emerson
: : ======================================================================
: : "Warning to all:
: : Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
: : muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
: : UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
: : bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
: : ======================================================================
: : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
: : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
: : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
: : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
: : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
: : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
: : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV
: : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering,
: : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more
: : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent
: : reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the
: : screen in vile green rivulets."
: :
: : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
: : ======================================================================
: : "I went to the Garden of Love,
: : And saw what I never had seen;
: : A Chapel was built in the midst,
: : Where I used to play on the green.
: :
: : And the gates of this Chapel were shut
: : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
: : So I turned to the Garden of Love
: : That so many sweet flowers bore.
: :
: : And I saw it was filled with graves,
: : And tombstones where flowers should be;
: : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
: : And binding with briars my joys and desires."
: :
: : William Blake.
: : ======================================================================
: : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
: : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
: : seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
: : regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
: : article 19.
: : ======================================================================
: : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
: : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
: : in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be
: : known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
: :
: : Native American prophecy
: :
: : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
: : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
: : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
: : '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
: : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
: : (,_..----''' (,..--''
: :
: :
: : meow.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Space-time is curved. - Albert Einstein
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy

|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow.

 

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:ff3trh$3pl$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Shirley
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
> : in message news:ff3qit$pv8$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
> : : Shirley stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
> : :
> : : : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> : : : news:1192565746.767393.305270@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> : : : : On Oct 16, 10:21 pm, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
> : : : : : <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> : : : : :
> : : : : : news:c2_Qi.10973$4V6.9990@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...
> : : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
> : : : : : : news:gfKQi.6326$s9.2975@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> : : : : : : : news:8hr6h3tia7ti4pp8aunb1duptqh37v90mg@4ax.com...
> : : : : : : : : On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:27:29 -0400, in
> : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> : : : : : : : : <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> : : : : : : : : : message
> : : : : : : : : :
> news:1192444638.545066.45930@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> : : : : : : : : : : and you cant help yourself
> : : : : : : : : : : so you go in....
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : : what flavour do you buy?
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : Stilton, because I love blue cheese and I have heard
> : : : : : : : : : that this is the
> : : : : : : : : : best.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : Surely, you remember my recipe for Bleu Cheesecake?
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : Uhhh!...No.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : : I do remember *The Two Fat Ladies* cooking show where they
> : : : : : : : made this excellent onion soup with stilton cheese and
> : : : : : : : crouton toppings. Now that
> : : : : : : : looked tasty.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : I use to watch The Two Fat Ladies all the time. They were
> : : : : : : hilarious and the
> : : : : : : food they made certainly sounded yummy.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : Smee
> : : : : :
> : : : : : I watch a lot of Paula Deen (Southern cooking) and the
> : : : : : *Barefoot Contessa*
> : : : : : (who sometimes does special catering shows or just cooks for
> : : : : : her hubby and
> : : : : : friends).-
> : : : :
> : : : : oh oh oh, who here watches Nigella, now thats one celebrity
> : : : : chef/cook i'd like to.....
> : : : :
> : : : :
> : : :
> : : : I just started watching her, but I do not want to..you know...
> : :
> : : I'd do nigella. even though her dad was a tory politician.
> :
> : I'm sure she'd want dinner, flowers and candy first...maybe a fur
> : coat, speed boat and ferrari...or even a house, yacht and a mini
> : Island somewhere tropical?
>
> not a cheap date, then.
> I could stretch to a few pints of ale and a takeaway pizza.

As sweet as you are, she's be a fool not to have a pint or two with you.

> :
> : :
> : : --
> : : Steve Leyland
> : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
> : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
> : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
> : :
> : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
> : :
> : : The faith that stand on authority is not faith. - Ralph Waldo
> : : Emerson
> : : ======================================================================
> : : "Warning to all:
> : : Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> : : muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> : : UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
> : : bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
> : : ======================================================================
> : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
> : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
> : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
> : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV
> : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering,
> : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more
> : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent
> : : reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the
> : : screen in vile green rivulets."
> : :
> : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> : : ======================================================================
> : : "I went to the Garden of Love,
> : : And saw what I never had seen;
> : : A Chapel was built in the midst,
> : : Where I used to play on the green.
> : :
> : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> : : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> : : So I turned to the Garden of Love
> : : That so many sweet flowers bore.
> : :
> : : And I saw it was filled with graves,
> : : And tombstones where flowers should be;
> : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> : : And binding with briars my joys and desires."
> : :
> : : William Blake.
> : : ======================================================================
> : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
> : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
> : : seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
> : : regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
> : : article 19.
> : : ======================================================================
> : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
> : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith
> : : in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be
> : : known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
> : :
> : : Native American prophecy
> : :
> : : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
> : : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
> : : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
> : : '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
> : : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
> : : (,_..----''' (,..--''
> : :
> : :
> : : meow.
>
> --
> Steve Leyland
> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
> Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
> Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
>
> =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
>
> Space-time is curved. - Albert Einstein
> ======================================================================
> "Warning to all:
> Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
> bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
> ======================================================================
> "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
> obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
> flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
> physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
> masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
> POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
> for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
> slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
>
> Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "I went to the Garden of Love,
> And saw what I never had seen;
> A Chapel was built in the midst,
> Where I used to play on the green.
>
> And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> So I turned to the Garden of Love
> That so many sweet flowers bore.
>
> And I saw it was filled with graves,
> And tombstones where flowers should be;
> And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> And binding with briars my joys and desires."
>
> William Blake.
> ======================================================================
> "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
> right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
> seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
> regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
> article 19.
> ======================================================================
> "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
> people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
> deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
> Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
>
> Native American prophecy
>
> |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
> /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
> |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
> '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
> _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
> (,_..----''' (,..--''
>
>
> meow.
>
>

 

"headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1192566267.563360.18930@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Oct 16, 5:50 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >
> > news:1192491132.078475.85360@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Oct 16, 7:41 am, mixed nuts <melopsitti...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
> > > > headkase wrote:
> > > > > and you cant help yourself
> > > > > so you go in....
> >
> > > > > what flavour do you buy?
> >
> > > > I'll eat a small piece regardless of flavor, if it's free and I
don't
> > > > want to insult the cook. I wouldn't buy it though. I'm ok with
carrot
> > > > cake with cream cheese frosting though - I'd buy that.
> >
> > > > --
> > > > nuts
> >
> > > this is the imgained scenario with me
> >
> > > hk- have you got pavlova
> > > hot retail girly - this is a cheesecake shop
> > > hk- yeah, but have you got pavlova
> > > hot retail girly- no we sell cheesecakes
> > > hk- yeah but have you got pavlova
> >
> > > i like pavlova with lots and lots of berries on top
> >
> > > hk
> >
> > Forgive me for my ignorance, but what is pavlova?
> >
> Pavlova is an Australian dessert, its origins are in dispute,
> ( another where did it come from between Australia and New Zealand,
> much like Russell Crow, Collette Dinagin and Crowded House) but
> everyone aggrees it is named after a russian ballerina, it consists of
> a meringue base, topped with a fruit salad and whipped cream, it is
> light and sweet and oh so freaking yummy.
>
>
>
>
> > Smee, and what kind of berries?
> >
>
> mixed, rasberriers, strawberries, blueberries,
>
>
> hmmmmmmmmmm PAVLOVA
>
>
> headkase

I have been on a damned diet for months (doc said lose the extra poundage or
he'd post pics of my big nekkid butt on the internet), and am down to 142.
Now all you guys are posting about this scrumptious desert and I CAN'T HAVE
ANY!!!

Twisted Pervs!

*goes to get a (yuck) healthy snack from the frig.

Hungry Smee
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