"headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1192444967.042543.267510@v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com... >i mean adult shop > > you can only buy one item > > what one item do you buy? > > > The sexy looking guy on page 134 in the catalog...oh!, I'm sorry. You said the shop didn't you?
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> bloviated: >i mean adult shop > >you can only buy one item > >what one item do you buy? > > >headkase Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access to all teh toys.
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: >i mean adult shop > >you can only buy one item > >what one item do you buy? > The shop. Jade > >headkase
On Oct 15, 10:21 pm, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote: > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:1192444967.042543.267510@v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com... > > >i mean adult shop > > > you can only buy one item > > > what one item do you buy? > > The sexy looking guy on page 134 in the catalog...oh!, I'm sorry. You said > the shop didn't you? catalogues are acceptable, but only if you found it in the sex shop. was the said abovementioned catalogue found in the shop? headkase
On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated: > > >i mean adult shop > > >you can only buy one item > > >what one item do you buy? > > >headkase > > Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access > to all teh toys. i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the dinner you are buying to a)get into her pants or b)her mind headkase
On Oct 16, 5:24 am, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase > > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote: > >i mean adult shop > > >you can only buy one item > > >what one item do you buy? > > The shop. > > Jade my hero...sigh.... > > > > > > >headkase- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:29:07 -0700, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated: >> >> >i mean adult shop >> >> >you can only buy one item >> >> >what one item do you buy? >> >> >headkase >> >> Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access >> to all teh toys. > >i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the >dinner you are buying to >a)get into her pants >or >b)her mind > If there is a b we shall then see if a is an option. -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: >i mean adult shop > >you can only buy one item > >what one item do you buy? > > >headkase a $50 gift certificate for my girlfriend. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj this signature might or might not be for mimus. but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee. and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein. farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn more mysteries on the other side than one can count on this plane.
On Oct 16, 10:32 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase > > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote: > >i mean adult shop > > >you can only buy one item > > >what one item do you buy? > > >headkase > > a $50 gift certificate for my girlfriend. what do you want her to buy? > > -- > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj > > this signature might or might not be for mimus. > but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee. > > and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein. > farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn > more mysteries on the other side than one can count > on this plane.
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:07:58 -0700, headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Oct 16, 10:32 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase >> >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote: >> >i mean adult shop >> >> >you can only buy one item >> >> >what one item do you buy? >> >> >headkase >> >> a $50 gift certificate for my girlfriend. > >what do you want her to buy? anything SHE wants, baybee. whatever turns her on. whatever gets her juices flowing. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj this signature might or might not be for mimus. but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee. and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein. farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn more mysteries on the other side than one can count on this plane.
headkase wrote: > On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated: >> >>> i mean adult shop >>> you can only buy one item >>> what one item do you buy? >>> headkase >> Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access >> to all teh toys. > > i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the > dinner you are buying to > a)get into her pants > or > b)her mind c) all of the above. get in her pants, then fuck with her head. -- Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688
headkase wrote: > i mean adult shop > > you can only buy one item > > what one item do you buy? My chemical toxicity at the moment would have to get me a DVD or a magazine. #11 out of 12. I do now want to accidentaly have a mutant offspring/Toxic Avenger kid. lol -- Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : i mean adult shop : : you can only buy one item : : what one item do you buy? I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and get laid. : : : headkase -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow.
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called headkase >stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: i mean adult shop >: >: you can only buy one item >: >: what one item do you buy? > >I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and get laid. .....always going for the quick fix..... -- "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin--
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in : <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : i mean adult shop : : : : : : you can only buy one item : : : : : : what one item do you buy? : : : : I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and : : get laid. : : ....always going for the quick fix..... fancy a drink? -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Too much of everything is just enough. ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow.
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:10:36 +0100, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in <ff41vu$ci2$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B >stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland" >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in >: <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: >: >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >: : headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >: : >: : : i mean adult shop >: : : >: : : you can only buy one item >: : : >: : : what one item do you buy? >: : >: : I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and >: : get laid. >: >: ....always going for the quick fix..... > >fancy a drink? "A"?!?? Do you really think I'm that cheap? <sniff>
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:10:36 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in : <ff41vu$ci2$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Sharon B stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland" : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in : : : <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: : : : : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : called headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to : : : : usenet: : : : : : : : : : i mean adult shop : : : : : : : : : : you can only buy one item : : : : : : : : : : what one item do you buy? : : : : : : : : I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink : : : : and get laid. : : : : : : ....always going for the quick fix..... : : : : fancy a drink? : : "A"?!?? : : Do you really think I'm that cheap? : : <sniff> ut-oh, high maintenance alert! <strolls on to next bar> -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= In his novel ''Dog Years,'' Gunter Grass parodies Heideggerese in the character of a German Air Force auxiliary named Stortebeker, who ''created a philosophical schoolboy language that was soon prattled by many, with varying success.'' Every commonplace incident or object can be rechristened in Stortebeker/Heidegger's hilarious language. Underdone potatoes in the mess kitchen, for example, are ''spuds forgetful of Being.'' Stortebeker relaxes by catching rats, so they are the object of some of his best ruminations: ''The rat withdraws itself by unconcealing itself into the ratty. So the rat errates the ratty, illuminating it with errancy. For the ratty has come-to-be in the errancy where the rat errs and so fosters error.'' ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow.
In article <13h8ehnm0msnld7@news.supernews.com>, bork@bork.bork says... > headkase wrote: > > i mean adult shop > > > > you can only buy one item > > > > what one item do you buy? > > My chemical toxicity at the moment would have to get me a DVD or a > magazine. > > #11 out of 12. I do now want to accidentaly have a mutant > offspring/Toxic Avenger kid. lol > Well, you'd save money on night lights. Glow in the dark babies. -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
headkase wrote: > On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated: >> >>> i mean adult shop >>> you can only buy one item >>> what one item do you buy? >>> headkase >> Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access >> to all teh toys. > > i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the > dinner you are buying to > a)get into her pants > or > b)her mind Well that kinda depends on where her mind is.