You are walking past a sex shop

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by headkase, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. headkase

    headkase Guest

    i mean adult shop

    you can only buy one item

    what one item do you buy?


    headkase
     
  2. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

  3. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> bloviated:

    >i mean adult shop
    >
    >you can only buy one item
    >
    >what one item do you buy?
    >
    >
    >headkase


    Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access
    to all teh toys.
     
  4. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >i mean adult shop
    >
    >you can only buy one item
    >
    >what one item do you buy?
    >


    The shop.

    Jade

    >
    >headkase
     
  5. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Oct 15, 10:21 pm, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
    > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:1192444967.042543.267510@v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
    >
    > >i mean adult shop

    >
    > > you can only buy one item

    >
    > > what one item do you buy?

    >
    > The sexy looking guy on page 134 in the catalog...oh!, I'm sorry. You said
    > the shop didn't you?


    catalogues are acceptable, but only if you found it in the sex shop.

    was the said abovementioned catalogue found in the shop?


    headkase
     
  6. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >
    > >i mean adult shop

    >
    > >you can only buy one item

    >
    > >what one item do you buy?

    >
    > >headkase

    >
    > Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access
    > to all teh toys.


    i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the
    dinner you are buying to
    a)get into her pants
    or
    b)her mind

    headkase
     
  7. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Oct 16, 5:24 am, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
    > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase
    >
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > >i mean adult shop

    >
    > >you can only buy one item

    >
    > >what one item do you buy?

    >
    > The shop.
    >
    > Jade



    my hero...sigh....
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >headkase- Hide quoted text -

    >
    > - Show quoted text -
     
  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:29:07 -0700, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >> >i mean adult shop

    >>
    >> >you can only buy one item

    >>
    >> >what one item do you buy?

    >>
    >> >headkase

    >>
    >> Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access
    >> to all teh toys.

    >
    >i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the
    >dinner you are buying to
    >a)get into her pants
    >or
    >b)her mind
    >


    If there is a b we shall then see if a is an option.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  9. On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >i mean adult shop
    >
    >you can only buy one item
    >
    >what one item do you buy?
    >
    >
    >headkase


    a $50 gift certificate for my girlfriend.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  10. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Oct 16, 10:32 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase
    >
    > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > >i mean adult shop

    >
    > >you can only buy one item

    >
    > >what one item do you buy?

    >
    > >headkase

    >
    > a $50 gift certificate for my girlfriend.


    what do you want her to buy?


    >
    > --
    > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
    >
    > this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    > but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
    >
    > and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    > farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    > more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    > on this plane.
     
  11. On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:07:58 -0700, headkase
    <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote:

    >On Oct 16, 10:32 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, headkase
    >>
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> >i mean adult shop

    >>
    >> >you can only buy one item

    >>
    >> >what one item do you buy?

    >>
    >> >headkase

    >>
    >> a $50 gift certificate for my girlfriend.

    >
    >what do you want her to buy?


    anything SHE wants, baybee. whatever turns her on. whatever gets her
    juices flowing.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  12. Per

    Per Guest

    headkase wrote:
    > On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>> i mean adult shop
    >>> you can only buy one item
    >>> what one item do you buy?
    >>> headkase

    >> Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access
    >> to all teh toys.

    >
    > i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the
    > dinner you are buying to
    > a)get into her pants
    > or
    > b)her mind


    c) all of the above. get in her pants, then fuck with her head.

    --
    Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
    mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688
     
  13. Per

    Per Guest

    headkase wrote:
    > i mean adult shop
    >
    > you can only buy one item
    >
    > what one item do you buy?


    My chemical toxicity at the moment would have to get me a DVD or a
    magazine.

    #11 out of 12. I do now want to accidentaly have a mutant
    offspring/Toxic Avenger kid. lol

    --
    Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
    mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688
     
  14. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called headkase
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : i mean adult shop
    :
    : you can only buy one item
    :
    : what one item do you buy?

    I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and get laid.
    :
    :
    : headkase

    --
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    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
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    ======================================================================
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    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
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    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
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    ======================================================================
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    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

    Native American prophecy

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    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
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    meow.
     
  15. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called headkase
    >stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: i mean adult shop
    >:
    >: you can only buy one item
    >:
    >: what one item do you buy?
    >
    >I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and get laid.


    .....always going for the quick fix.....

    --
    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    --Benjamin Franklin--
     
  16. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
    : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    : <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
    :
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : i mean adult shop
    : : :
    : : : you can only buy one item
    : : :
    : : : what one item do you buy?
    : :
    : : I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and
    : : get laid.
    :
    : ....always going for the quick fix.....

    fancy a drink?

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

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    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

    Native American prophecy

    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow.
     
  17. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:10:36 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    <ff41vu$ci2$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B
    >stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
    >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    >: <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
    >:
    >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    >: : headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >: :
    >: : : i mean adult shop
    >: : :
    >: : : you can only buy one item
    >: : :
    >: : : what one item do you buy?
    >: :
    >: : I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink and
    >: : get laid.
    >:
    >: ....always going for the quick fix.....
    >
    >fancy a drink?


    "A"?!??

    Do you really think I'm that cheap?

    <sniff>
     
  18. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:10:36 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
    : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    : <ff41vu$ci2$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
    :
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : Sharon B stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:02:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
    : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    : : : <ff3qfd$pmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
    : : :
    : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    : : : : called headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    : : : : usenet:
    : : : :
    : : : : : i mean adult shop
    : : : : :
    : : : : : you can only buy one item
    : : : : :
    : : : : : what one item do you buy?
    : : : :
    : : : : I keep walking to the bar on the corner, buy a chyx0r a drink
    : : : : and get laid.
    : : :
    : : : ....always going for the quick fix.....
    : :
    : : fancy a drink?
    :
    : "A"?!??
    :
    : Do you really think I'm that cheap?
    :
    : <sniff>

    ut-oh, high maintenance alert!

    <strolls on to next bar>

    --
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    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

    Native American prophecy

    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow.
     
  19. knoxy

    knoxy Guest

    In article <13h8ehnm0msnld7@news.supernews.com>, bork@bork.bork says...
    > headkase wrote:
    > > i mean adult shop
    > >
    > > you can only buy one item
    > >
    > > what one item do you buy?

    >
    > My chemical toxicity at the moment would have to get me a DVD or a
    > magazine.
    >
    > #11 out of 12. I do now want to accidentaly have a mutant
    > offspring/Toxic Avenger kid. lol
    >

    Well, you'd save money on night lights. Glow in the dark babies.

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  20. Affinity

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    headkase wrote:
    > On Oct 15, 11:37 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:47 -0700, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
    >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>> i mean adult shop
    >>> you can only buy one item
    >>> what one item do you buy?
    >>> headkase

    >> Dinner for teh hot chixor behind teh counter with the unlimited access
    >> to all teh toys.

    >
    > i applaud your anwser, but one question, is the reason behind the
    > dinner you are buying to
    > a)get into her pants
    > or
    > b)her mind


    Well that kinda depends on where her mind is.
     

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