Since the world is ending tomorrow, I hope you've made your weekend plans already. I am either planning to rise to heaven or occupy the 12th level of hell. I haven't made up my mind yet and the kids have some activities over the weekend. http://judgementday2011.com/
Staring at my watch wondering when the heck its gonna show up. I have many sins yet to commit, ya know.
Every time I hear of these types of predictions I think of two things; "Yeah... good luck with that." & "The one guy that actually gets it right will be dead either way, so ...good luck with that." Then I carry on living... wish me luck lol
Here's what some plan on doin' lol BBC News - 'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction
I just wanted to say good bye. Yeah, I have been ruptured up to heaven and won't be posting anymore. For those of you "Left Behind" I just want to say that you are a bunching of sinning, devil worshipping tools of Satan. You deserve every last hemorrhoid, boil, and festering pus-filled sore on your body. If you only had been more righteous like myself, you too would have been rewarded with a one-way naked trip to meet your maker. God is very displeased with you and you shall suffer for your evil ways. However, because I am a benevolent servant of God, I will take pity on you lowly vermin and allow you to try to make amends for your past indiscretions. Simply send me a cash tithing that will please me and I shall put a good word in for you with his holy glory. Heaven's address is: PO Box 1, but you had to know that already, Chicago, IL, bet you didn't see that coming, and of course postal zip code 00001. Please do this now. Don't wait. I am not a patient superior being and your fate is most certainly in my hands.