What Will You Be Doing to Celebrate the Rapture Tomorrow?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Moen1305, May 20, 2011.

  1. Moen1305

    Moen1305 Not Republican!

    Since the world is ending tomorrow, I hope you've made your weekend plans already. I am either planning to rise to heaven or occupy the 12th level of hell. I haven't made up my mind yet and the kids have some activities over the weekend.

    http://judgementday2011.com/
     
  2. De Orc

    De Orc Well-Known Member

    Sorting some coins out LOL
     
  3. Moen1305

    Moen1305 Not Republican!

    Yeah you will be maybe on the 8th level of hell. LOL!
     
  4. craig a

    craig a New Member

    Staring at my watch wondering when the heck its gonna show up. I have many sins yet to commit, ya know.
     
  5. CoinOKC
    Fiendish

    CoinOKC T R U M P

    I think I'm going to make tacos.
     
  6. IQless1
    Blah

    IQless1 trump supporters are scum

    Every time I hear of these types of predictions I think of two things; "Yeah... good luck with that." & "The one guy that actually gets it right will be dead either way, so ...good luck with that." Then I carry on living... wish me luck lol
     
  7. IQless1
    Blah

    IQless1 trump supporters are scum

  8. tomcorona

    tomcorona Anti republican truther

    Preparing for 12/21/12.
     
  9. Moen1305

    Moen1305 Not Republican!

    I just wanted to say good bye. Yeah, I have been ruptured up to heaven and won't be posting anymore. For those of you "Left Behind" I just want to say that you are a bunching of sinning, devil worshipping tools of Satan. You deserve every last hemorrhoid, boil, and festering pus-filled sore on your body. If you only had been more righteous like myself, you too would have been rewarded with a one-way naked trip to meet your maker. God is very displeased with you and you shall suffer for your evil ways. However, because I am a benevolent servant of God, I will take pity on you lowly vermin and allow you to try to make amends for your past indiscretions. Simply send me a cash tithing that will please me and I shall put a good word in for you with his holy glory. Heaven's address is: PO Box 1, but you had to know that already, Chicago, IL, bet you didn't see that coming, and of course postal zip code 00001. Please do this now. Don't wait. I am not a patient superior being and your fate is most certainly in my hands.
     
  10. CoinOKC
    Fiendish

    CoinOKC T R U M P

    OK. Well, goodbye.
     
  11. IQless1
    Blah

    IQless1 trump supporters are scum

    I gave at the office... should I ask for a refund?
     
  12. tomcorona

    tomcorona Anti republican truther


    I'm disappointed that God seems to be a republican...:(
     
  13. IQless1
    Blah

    IQless1 trump supporters are scum

    Ascendance_point 3 tentatively scheduled for October 21st... maybe the third-time's the charm?;)
     
  14. CoinOKC
    Fiendish

    CoinOKC T R U M P

    Hey, Moen! Get ready, here's your next chance to say goodbye!
     
  15. Moen1305

    Moen1305 Not Republican!

    Good-bye!
     

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