It's far past the time we put the perpetrators of gun violence on TV

This is a good idea proving even a worthless old atheist monkey like me might stumble upon a "banana." Commit a mass murder and you go on PAY PER VIEW the evening you are caught. No need for a trial as the bloody evidence is all around. So if you are not smart enough to blow your own brains out, your toe will be cut and you will lowered very slowly a millimeter at a time into a glass cylinder full of hungry piranha!