The TSA Has Texas By The Balls (Literally and Figuratively)

How about all-nude flights/airports?

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...ok, that went too far lol

 

Then someone would come up with the idea of surgicaly implanting explosives

 

Yep, then every passenger will need to go through exploratory surgery before they can board lol

 

Don't fly is what I choose to do personally and for my family. Besides, car rides are a bonding experience. but is still doesn't change the fact that it shouldn't be allowed to happen.

Unfortunately, there is little an individual can do about it besides vote one's conscience come election time. Unfortunately, the other 95% of the populace will just vote for the two major parties who support this stuff anyway.

 

I'm the one married with kids, you're the one that lives alone with your right hand. I know how much you love to call people gay but it is so schoolyard. Grow up dink!

 

Hey, it was a dumb thread until I spiced it up a bit. LOL! It just needed a little work.

 

Moen and I occasionally agree on something. Political ideaology is depicted as a circle where both sides start at the same point, but then diverge. If one keeps going right and another keeps going left, eventually they'll meet again.

 

We could always send in Seal Team 6. LOL!

 

So what do you do if flying is the only way to get where you're going?
We fly a lot & I've found it best to just shut up & go with the flow. Do I wish it were different? Absolutely, but the reality is that it isn't. I'm not going to let some TSA agent on a power trip ruin my trip.

 

There is a sound going through my mind right now and it sounds like this....Baaaaaaaaa!

 

Okay but that still doesn't answer the question though, does it?
If you had to fly to get to your destination- say on a family vacation- would you baaaaaa your way along to get to your destination on time or would you "make a statement"?

 

More hyperbole but zero substance.

 

We'll just let you grab your own balls. But back to the subject at hand, your alternative is....?

 

Yeah, I mean at least they could put a good looking blond in charge of fondling me. Is that asking too much to have a little professional fondling? LOL!!!

 

Are you both too spineless to address the subject?
You both want to blather on but neither of you are willing to say what you would do if you were subjected to a TSA pat down. I suspect you would both just baaaaa along like everyone else does.